I’ve been so unplugged lately from the whole online world. It hasn’t been intentional. I’ve just been a bit…preoccupied. Kai started back to school. Traveler is on the move. And Ivy has been keeping me busy with all her crazy shenanigans.

Since I’ve been away I’ve been super productive, though. And here’s the proof.

Things I’ve done since being unplugged from my computer:

1. Talked to my kids in person. With words.

2. Laundry. Sort of. (I know I did at least one load about a week ago. That counts, right?)

3. Slept.

4. Chased a very mobile 9-month-old throughout the house and realized just how many choking hazards we seem to have around here. This place is in need of some serious baby proofing.

5. Watched the new season of Celebrity Rehab.

6. Broken up 65,254 bickering fights between Kai and Ivy.

7. Developed quite the obsession with Teavana teas thanks to a very cool Christmas present from my husband. It’s my new favorite thing!

8. Started going to a new women’s Bible study where they provide childcare so I can talk to grown-up mommies during the day.

9. Rejoined our gym. (Though we still haven’t gone yet.)

10. Learned to play the flute. (Just kidding. Thought I’d see if you were still paying attention.)

Okay, so I’ve actually only been “productive” if you define that as sleeping, talking, and watching TV. Baby steps, y’all. Baby steps.